Get ready for a hate-fest.
Home room is probably the only class in which i can look aorund and give a specific reason for hating someone in the genereal direction anyway i look. The two people i can actually stand in this class are : Rebecca Spalding and Anna Sweemer. Everyone else I HATE. In front of me is quite possible the biggest oaf on the planet, clumsy, annoying, disrespectful, selfish. To my right the one person everyone in my homeroom konws i hate. over the weeks i have no doubt in saying hours have been spent dicussing my hatred for this girl during homeroom. I mena its school, a place where you go to meet your friends and learn. it pises me off so much when people show up for school in a less than respectful manner. Example, the girl to my right! Zits overcrowd hor forehead, but luckily on some day its blocked by the tangled weeds that seem to be growing out of her head where most people have hair. ITS CALLED A COMB you dumbass! seriously we all get dressed in clean clothes and take hsowers, the least you could do was wash your face once in a while, comb your hair (or wear a hat as i do), and seriosuly i have never seen anyone wear sweat pants so many days in a row. Yea sweatpants are awesome, ther comfy and shit, but i mean i would rather not have to wear shoes but ive adjusted to common etiquet. God damn and the worst part is shes so f-ing retarded! she got a test back and it told her she was illiterate! then she tries to ocme into class and act like she knows the english language enough to have an intelligent discussion with me. God i hate her! ok next. to my left, are two of my most hated people in the school. and to think i once actually liked one of them. These two girls are the if i had to sum it up, the main problem with girls in our generation. They are exactly liek my sister, who i will discuss in a later post. They are raised getting everytihng they want. For those of you who are willy wonka fans, shes the one whos a bad egg in the original or a nutjob in the newer version (which sucked). They never ever find things for themself, they leech off others findings and turn it into a fad. More recent bands that have been exploited by these zombie girls have been : the postal service, the new pornagraphers (sp.?) and death cab for cutie. Who all if you may have noticed all have become extremely popular within the last year even though they have been around for years in some cases. If you looked up stupid-whorish-zombie-conformist -slut-bitches, i owuld not be suprised if their pictures would be there. I doubt either of these two grils have ever had an intelligent conversation in their lives. From what i have seen the boys they hang out with, at least the ones they hang out with this week before sucking the life out of their brains and moving on to the next herd like a swarm of locusts, are also zombies, lacking any direction being it social or artistic, they watch trl download the songs and upload them to the newest ipod which they bought because everybody needs their music to be 1/2 an ounce lighter than the previous one that came out 3 months ago and still works fine. Neverthe less, ipods will be another day. The boys they choose to hang out with are usually brain-dead, football players and easily persuaded by the fact that if they do what these girls want they will probably get some form of sexual act performed on them soon after, this happens right before the girls shove straws up their noses and suck out their souls. In short i hate zombie sluts. Next on the agenda will be the teacher. Though nice, can be quite the bitch. Her unreasonably strict policies make homeroom tougher to survive than a test by mrs. gendazek. No hats, mp3 players, all four feet of the hcairo n the gorund at all times, no talking, no eating. Why all these rules? so we can hear where chess club is meeting a week from now. These uneccaserally strict rules turn homeroom from a small social gathering between me and the only two people in the class who i can stand into : sitting facing forward, listening to some lady tlak baout how nice the island of paradise is when its a rainy moday the week before midterms. I HATE the lady who does the announcements. ive probably met her, but didnt know it was her. I mean seriously who in their right mind would call PHS paradise, yea its really nice ofr a public school, nice architecture, every now and then oyu get a good teacher. But those small perks are usually drown out by the exetremly poor layout of the school, the constant hammering in the background, the fact that you always see workers in school but have only seen like one building go up in like 2 years! and the hting is the "finished building" is jsut a bunch of iron and bricks, like seriously construction workers I HATE YOU! get some god damn work done, the best part is how they boarded up all our windows so we cant watch them play parcheesy instead of working. Theo ther hitngs wrong with the school are: its dirty, i got my new locker a week ago and the moisterizer that was smeared across it last week is still there. The locker wheel gets stuck, i can put in the correct combo and still have to jiggle the handle 400 fucing times before the handleopens but by then im in such a furios rage i just keep jiggling the handle and pass my window of opportunity to open my locker and pull my lunch from the inch of dust thats collected on the top shelf. Also wrong with the school: each room has a signature crakc runnignup the wall from the years of neglect of the fountain of leaks that emerge every time it rains. But this is all besides the point that i hate homeroom. if you've just realzed the last two paragraphs werent at all related to homeroom heres a quick recap, homeroom>teacher>sucky rules> be quiet for announcements> stupid lady talking> calls phs a "paradise"> i listed problems iwth the school. Back to homeroom, there are a few students in my homeroom who i hate but i will save them for later posts/ periods when i have less to discuss. After the teacher comes the creepy guy. known to many as exetremly creepy hes made his reputation as the creepy guy by somehow konwing what everyone has done over their weekend. He seems like a nice enough guy but hes so creepy, though never to me i often hear of his creepy comments hes made to friends. Rumor has it he is a complete snitch and anyhting said about illegal substances will be told to his mother who will call your mother. This kid seems cool though, but becuase of his creepy rituals i just oculd never see myself being friends with him. Just to tie up some loose neds of thoughts i was having hwile thinking about what to write about for htis post. I dont see how hats are offensive, i mean really in our society today things pass that would never have been dreamed to be allowed in public places only 20 years ago, if kids can wear shirts that say fuck on them and not get in trouble why the hell is a hat goign to hurt anybody? i mean its the new century, in a world where people having sex is on primetime tv (the OC) . Why the hells hosuldnt be rules about everything be changed? is it that uncourteous of a person to not take off a hat? in a business owrld view where women are thinning out the line between men and women in the workplace, why should we treat them with more respect than we do fellow males, i dont hold doors open for men, if they turly want an equal workplace are they ealizing that they are giving up these common acts of courtesy? Last thing about Home-room is that in the begining of the year they shoved this SAT of the day word down our throats, now its dissapeared, not complaining but in a school where eahc student easily has over an hour of work each night how can a teacher responsible for 30 kids ignore her duty to teach us? This is a post quite out of the norm. i plan on having most of my future pots resembling my first, in which i target a subject then link the problems i have with them to problems that have developed in our society. Next up is gym! woohoo! the class i probably look forward to the most in my day. but odnt be alarmed i still hate people in gym. till then,
Nick
Home room is probably the only class in which i can look aorund and give a specific reason for hating someone in the genereal direction anyway i look. The two people i can actually stand in this class are : Rebecca Spalding and Anna Sweemer. Everyone else I HATE. In front of me is quite possible the biggest oaf on the planet, clumsy, annoying, disrespectful, selfish. To my right the one person everyone in my homeroom konws i hate. over the weeks i have no doubt in saying hours have been spent dicussing my hatred for this girl during homeroom. I mena its school, a place where you go to meet your friends and learn. it pises me off so much when people show up for school in a less than respectful manner. Example, the girl to my right! Zits overcrowd hor forehead, but luckily on some day its blocked by the tangled weeds that seem to be growing out of her head where most people have hair. ITS CALLED A COMB you dumbass! seriously we all get dressed in clean clothes and take hsowers, the least you could do was wash your face once in a while, comb your hair (or wear a hat as i do), and seriosuly i have never seen anyone wear sweat pants so many days in a row. Yea sweatpants are awesome, ther comfy and shit, but i mean i would rather not have to wear shoes but ive adjusted to common etiquet. God damn and the worst part is shes so f-ing retarded! she got a test back and it told her she was illiterate! then she tries to ocme into class and act like she knows the english language enough to have an intelligent discussion with me. God i hate her! ok next. to my left, are two of my most hated people in the school. and to think i once actually liked one of them. These two girls are the if i had to sum it up, the main problem with girls in our generation. They are exactly liek my sister, who i will discuss in a later post. They are raised getting everytihng they want. For those of you who are willy wonka fans, shes the one whos a bad egg in the original or a nutjob in the newer version (which sucked). They never ever find things for themself, they leech off others findings and turn it into a fad. More recent bands that have been exploited by these zombie girls have been : the postal service, the new pornagraphers (sp.?) and death cab for cutie. Who all if you may have noticed all have become extremely popular within the last year even though they have been around for years in some cases. If you looked up stupid-whorish-zombie-conformist -slut-bitches, i owuld not be suprised if their pictures would be there. I doubt either of these two grils have ever had an intelligent conversation in their lives. From what i have seen the boys they hang out with, at least the ones they hang out with this week before sucking the life out of their brains and moving on to the next herd like a swarm of locusts, are also zombies, lacking any direction being it social or artistic, they watch trl download the songs and upload them to the newest ipod which they bought because everybody needs their music to be 1/2 an ounce lighter than the previous one that came out 3 months ago and still works fine. Neverthe less, ipods will be another day. The boys they choose to hang out with are usually brain-dead, football players and easily persuaded by the fact that if they do what these girls want they will probably get some form of sexual act performed on them soon after, this happens right before the girls shove straws up their noses and suck out their souls. In short i hate zombie sluts. Next on the agenda will be the teacher. Though nice, can be quite the bitch. Her unreasonably strict policies make homeroom tougher to survive than a test by mrs. gendazek. No hats, mp3 players, all four feet of the hcairo n the gorund at all times, no talking, no eating. Why all these rules? so we can hear where chess club is meeting a week from now. These uneccaserally strict rules turn homeroom from a small social gathering between me and the only two people in the class who i can stand into : sitting facing forward, listening to some lady tlak baout how nice the island of paradise is when its a rainy moday the week before midterms. I HATE the lady who does the announcements. ive probably met her, but didnt know it was her. I mean seriously who in their right mind would call PHS paradise, yea its really nice ofr a public school, nice architecture, every now and then oyu get a good teacher. But those small perks are usually drown out by the exetremly poor layout of the school, the constant hammering in the background, the fact that you always see workers in school but have only seen like one building go up in like 2 years! and the hting is the "finished building" is jsut a bunch of iron and bricks, like seriously construction workers I HATE YOU! get some god damn work done, the best part is how they boarded up all our windows so we cant watch them play parcheesy instead of working. Theo ther hitngs wrong with the school are: its dirty, i got my new locker a week ago and the moisterizer that was smeared across it last week is still there. The locker wheel gets stuck, i can put in the correct combo and still have to jiggle the handle 400 fucing times before the handleopens but by then im in such a furios rage i just keep jiggling the handle and pass my window of opportunity to open my locker and pull my lunch from the inch of dust thats collected on the top shelf. Also wrong with the school: each room has a signature crakc runnignup the wall from the years of neglect of the fountain of leaks that emerge every time it rains. But this is all besides the point that i hate homeroom. if you've just realzed the last two paragraphs werent at all related to homeroom heres a quick recap, homeroom>teacher>sucky rules> be quiet for announcements> stupid lady talking> calls phs a "paradise"> i listed problems iwth the school. Back to homeroom, there are a few students in my homeroom who i hate but i will save them for later posts/ periods when i have less to discuss. After the teacher comes the creepy guy. known to many as exetremly creepy hes made his reputation as the creepy guy by somehow konwing what everyone has done over their weekend. He seems like a nice enough guy but hes so creepy, though never to me i often hear of his creepy comments hes made to friends. Rumor has it he is a complete snitch and anyhting said about illegal substances will be told to his mother who will call your mother. This kid seems cool though, but becuase of his creepy rituals i just oculd never see myself being friends with him. Just to tie up some loose neds of thoughts i was having hwile thinking about what to write about for htis post. I dont see how hats are offensive, i mean really in our society today things pass that would never have been dreamed to be allowed in public places only 20 years ago, if kids can wear shirts that say fuck on them and not get in trouble why the hell is a hat goign to hurt anybody? i mean its the new century, in a world where people having sex is on primetime tv (the OC) . Why the hells hosuldnt be rules about everything be changed? is it that uncourteous of a person to not take off a hat? in a business owrld view where women are thinning out the line between men and women in the workplace, why should we treat them with more respect than we do fellow males, i dont hold doors open for men, if they turly want an equal workplace are they ealizing that they are giving up these common acts of courtesy? Last thing about Home-room is that in the begining of the year they shoved this SAT of the day word down our throats, now its dissapeared, not complaining but in a school where eahc student easily has over an hour of work each night how can a teacher responsible for 30 kids ignore her duty to teach us? This is a post quite out of the norm. i plan on having most of my future pots resembling my first, in which i target a subject then link the problems i have with them to problems that have developed in our society. Next up is gym! woohoo! the class i probably look forward to the most in my day. but odnt be alarmed i still hate people in gym. till then,
Nick
5 comments:
they just keep getting better and better, keep those articles coming!
Wow, usualy i think blogs suck and are gay and unintellegent. but this one is different. You not only express your thoughts in an interseting and intellegent way, but also a godamn funny way. I say props to you, and please never fall into the boring and depressing xanga type bloging.
you're my hero
Homeroom = gayness
Keep up the good work.
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