A: Human,-Being; Me.

Monday, tommorows last day of midterms, ive got math and film making. Man i can't beleive all the great esponse ive got about this blog, i didnt think peopel would actually like it but there seems to be a pretty constant positive feedback, except for that bitch lola on rockinthebury.com (awesome site) she claims she can name 50 people who dont like me. well lola if your reading this, FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU! i dont give a shit, and if your gonna be as much of a little bitch to not respond to any of the posts, or even name any of the people who dont like me then you might as well have never posted, so fuck off! now, besides thta im glad with everyones positive feedback, but i said that already... So were onto 4th period, Science, quite possibly the best/worse class. Lots of my gym class is in my science period as in most of peoples science classes. The problem is most of them i HATE. yea i told you about how amazing gym was but other than naylor and kathy none of my friends transferred over from my gym group into science. Science is probably the most diverse class i have, we have seniors to sophmores, (dont ask me how or why) but not only grade diverse, within those gorups there are assholes, dicks, bitches, cocky kids (not to be confused with me), qierd kids, and quiet kids, compared to english were its slackers and quiet a students. Ill start off saying, i dont hate everyone in science, i just dont talk to most of them, the ones i dont often talk to will be excluded from this post, because i have nothing to say about them because theyre cool because they dont act stupid, unlike the majority of my class. The three people i do talk to are Drew (last name?)hes a senior, kathy, (youll hear more about her in french), and john naylor (you heard about him in gym), Then theres the ones i hate and the weird but sometimes cool kids. Firstly the kids i hate, they sit to my left and right, and diagonally behind me to either side. I'm surrounded! I actually hsouldnt have jumped into that so quickly, for to understand why i hate these kids oyu first have to hear baout my teacher, Dr. Lee. Most definatly number two on my list of all time best science teachers (right after Mr. Merrit), shes kind, easy, and actually knows what shes talking about, for Dr. Lee wasn't always a teacher, just a few years ago she was a chemist. For this reason i feel like, and she acts like she knows what shes talking about. And possibly the best part, (something every teacher should have)is she posts our grades up on the wall so we know how we're doing (simple but so effective) if every teacher had this i would no doubt not be goign to a private school. Now you may be saying "Nick why dont you just put all your grades together yourself?" the answer? simple, im lazy, im not oging to do all the calculations of what hw is worht what percentage, no fucking way. All teachers have to do this anyways, why not hand it out to your students so they know how they're doing, instead of giving them their grades a week before the end of the term. Now Dr. Lee (also known as : Doc Lee) is not perfect, her biggest flaw? not assertive enough. And she doesnt let you eat food in class (more on that later in the post). This is pretty much all you need to know about her in order to understand why i hate the following kids. Of course, sadly, i cant reveal their true names, but most of you know who they are anyways ;) (first person to remind me to never make a smiley wink ever again gets a dollar, ill report back tommorow with the winner). The first is a senior who thinks hes all that, and then some, between the fact that he screams instead of talks has 1. made me deaf, 2. made me hate him. His complete disrespect for Dr. Lee truly makes class a living hell. Every day i have to listen to his dumbass raps (which NEVER ryhme) his stupid dialect, and his arguments with Dr. Lee every 10 minutes. Which most of the time are the stupidest ive ever heard (i.e. "Doc! eh yo DOC LEE! you see ma homework?!" Dr. lee replies: "-----, your late and that homework is a day late." The idiotic fool responds : "MAN, this is crazy! Doc lee how you gonna play me like dis? Man you tryin to fail me yo! Oh my god, dis is rediculus! (spelled on purpose incorrectly to convey the way he talks.)" After about five minutes of this Dr. Lee, as any human being trying to keep their hearing would do, gives ----- credit for the work he copied from the girl sitting two rows to my right from not five mintues ago (during class). Then there are the arguments about food, which only once have escalated to the point were a kareem (sp.?) had to be called. I just got it 'obnoxious' would be the perfect term to describe this kid. Loud, obnoxious, self-absorbed. "self-absorbed?" you might be asking, ill put it this way, his head it shaved and he brings a comb to class. He puts down anyone who tries to right his wrongs, (of which there are way too many to count). The worst part, other than the shit he blasts out of his headphones everyday. Is the fact that the next person on my list of hated people in this class is his back up clown. For those of you who dont know, a back-up clown is a dick-head's little bitch, who often may seem at an equal level(and sometimes is), who whenever the said higher ranking clown makes a joke or comment that is countered by a higher intelligence with a perfectly good point, backs up the higher ranking clown by adding something like "dat's wack" or some stupid overused rebuttle which can be used in any conversation which thus makes it the easiest counter to any conversation since it works in all of them and takes no prior thought. I often laugh in class while looking at the back-up clown. i hope someone will show him a picture of himself now in twenty years, and i wish to be there to see him cry. I once made a joke of a time magazine cover with the this back up clown, in a side profile facing a generic red-nosed, big footed clown, the title read : The new generation? Thats my sense of humor for you. now if you got this worn im not comparing personalities in this joke, but looks, for this kid is the most ridiculously dressed kid in school (right after that kid who wears the parking cone). His pants sag, his shoes are untied and over sized, his hat is too big and ive never seen him wear the same one twice, his shirts would be mistaken for dresses or night gowns to the untrained eye. Luckily with years of training in the field i can easily see that hes only wearing a white hsirt 5x his size. I know thism ust seem like a pretty boring post, especially if oyu dont know hwo these people are, but ill be moving on soon. My next one is much ike the previous two, she wont accept the fact that shes wrong even though the teacher and all of her peers disgree. I dont even feel like tlaking baout her, shes stupid. the end. I would like to further discuss the current black culture, mtv2 being taken over by sucker-free sunday, the radio has been infiltrated by musical filth and clothing styles have taken a dive. Now hwo am i to judge this style of culture. If oyu havent noticed yet you should be aksing who am i to judge all these people ive gone over in the past few posts, well unless some form of authority tells me to stop im just gonna keep doing it and hopefully someone will read it. ( please tell me if you are reading, and if oyu liek it at all.) But on that note, i will continue on with critizing the young african american culture. Most of you are familiar with the shit that is being circulated over the air waves these days. IT IS SHIT, i HATE current (crunk style) music, yea its good to hear at a party every now and then but other than that i would never want to listen to this music EVER! So i am to say the least a bit displeased when i sit down to watch true life, or whatever else is on MTV these days, and im greeted by the latest lil' wayne msuci video, which from what ive seen usually consists of several hundred oversized shirts swaying back and forth to some off-beat drum ryhtm with lyrics that came out of the mouth of some southern-illiterate-platinum-filled-over-weight-douche. How has this come to the young african american community? Dont be scared younglings, it is not all lost, think of this as the african american version of the eighties, crappy music, bad movies (Big momma's house 2 anyone?), and horrible music. It will all pass in due time, much like our eighties made way for a revolution of really good music, and the light still shines in the african american musical cultrue, with artists such as kanye west and common reinventing rap and restoring the good name of hip-hop to its former glory. But back to Science now, the last person i would like to discuss is some little tub of lard, i dont know what grade hes in (either sophmore or junior) but his personality is horrible, he's one of those kids who does something to you or one of your friends (i.e. grabs them form behind jokingly) and when he leaves you all go who the fuck was that? I want ot say hes akward but hes more... of just a loser, hes pathetic attempts to become friends with the two males i talked about earlier in this post would make my attemps (if for any reason i ever wanted to make any) seem like genius ideas. Now he has not gone as far to actually follow them around, (from what i know) but his attempts to become the back-back up clown have gone unoticed by the two higher ranking clowns but not me. Example: lead clown plays a clip of the newest lil' wayne song off his newest cellphone which he got from some poor soul thanks to the gym locker room. Enter sad pathetic tub of lard: "hey what song is that?" he asks as the two higher ranking clowns "dance" (quick factoid: dancing in the african american culture no longer consists of awesome break dancing, but slowly shuffling their feet in no apparently consistent motion. when partnered with a female the dancing is what we call "dry humping" ) These two clowns either respond with a mumble or completely ignore lard ass. In the end this kid is a douche, his jokes suck, he smokes so at least he wont be bothering this planet much longer, and his voice sounds like one of alvin and the chipmunks voice actors, gargling motor oil after smoking 3 packs of cigarettes. This conludes my science class entry. pretty boring i know, but tommorows english which should be fun. Til then, enjoy






Nick