Hey everyone sorry i havent posted in a while, just kinda got off track. Well midterms are over, and thanks to our great school system were right back to work the day after! no joke i hade a blister on my middle finger from writing so much. Oh well, my anger subsides as the thought of my new URKEL LUNCHBOX comes to mind. Ive been waiting all week for it to arrive, i gotta tell you guys , its amazing. If oyu go to my school expect to see it everyday as the masses bow down to its superiority. Ok next up in the schedule is english.
English
Fifth period for me is the only sandwiched period of the day, im always looking forward to next period or reminscing about last period throughout the day, except for in english. 1st:looking forward to free, 2nd: free 3rd: gym=awesome 4th:reminscing of gym 5th: science was boring, not looking forward to french. 6th: lunch next 7th:lunch was good 8th: almost over. as oyu can see english is the only class thats between two really dull classes. This sortof makes me want english to go by slower so i dont have to go to french, but also i dont enjoy any class other than gym or free to seem long. English is a good class though, but i often feel like the dunce/village idiot of the class. This is my only class where kyle and i are alone. The other class we share we are with naylor, and lucas and eveyrone else. But in english we only talk to eachother. Most of the time our class is spent whispering juvenile comments to eachother, it seems stupid and it is, thats why its so funny. My english teacher is awesome, he has great tastes in music, hes a new teacher (quick fact, the longer/older a teacher is or has been teaching = how bitchy they are) we share the same taste in comedy , movies , music, and movies. Pretty sweet. the problem is ... its a lot of work. I mean A LOT! we'll just get done handing in a 5 pages short story when he tells us about an essay in 3 days. It will be a huge releif this summer when i no longer need to type 4 pages a week just for english. At least our books are better than last year htough, i mean seriosuly am i the only one who had trouble with the oddesey? there were like 15 different characters, and the worst part was theyre names "Oh look the great physecdioen has returned form the sheperds house!" and then there wasl ike a male and a female and they had the same name except for 3 letters. Whatever i dont even care if anyone sees this Mrs pauputsis is a gold-digging, bitchy, beast. No doubt she was the worst english teacher ive ever had. And not only a bad teacher, also a bad person, she was going to buy a 10,000 dollar capuccino machine built into her new kitchen and shes doesnt even drink them! ok off -topic, my english teacher this year is cool, except if you get like one F it brings you down from an a- to a b. But our books this year are much better than last year, even though we have shakespeare. (ill get back to shakespeare later) our other books were awesome, i mean maus!?!? AWESOME! we got to read a comic book for english. i actually didnt like maus much but the idea of reading something wih pictures in it during english class was awesome. And we got to write alot of essays about Hotel Rwanda, 1st of all movie = sweetness, 2nd. good movie = sweeterness. But now to shakespeare, without a doubt shakespeare was the cause of my c in english last year. Everyone goes around praising him but i seriously cant stand this ass, ok he revolutionized plays, hundreds of years ago, guess what they're not revolutionary anymore, they're just a huge bitch to understand, its like a giant riddle, its seriosuly like reading an essay written by an immigrant form czechoslovakia who failed his high school english course. Its idiotic for us to practially learn a new language to read a book that in terms to todays standards SUCKS. I HATE SHAKESPEARE, his stupid subtle plot hints, those dumbass witches in macbeth, and hello, am i the only one who noticed all his love stories have like the same plot outline? Intentional im sure, but seriosuly this guy is like m. night shamalan, (sp?) he makes a few good movies, but after seeing them you realize they all have the same plot twists, and they become useless/ really boring. Did anybody see the village? it was a great movie but after the plot twist you realize its essentially all his movies over again, let me recap real quick. 6th sense: hes actually dead. Signs: theyre actually vunerable to water. Unbreakable: hes actually a super hero. The village: its actually the 21st century. Sorry if i ruined that for anybody, but trust me once youve seen like two of his movies its just a new story every time with the same plot twists. So i kinda went off on another tangent, the main point is shakespeares plays are exactly like m. night shamalan's movies, once youve seen one youve seen them all. Bakc to the actual class. I often feel like my calling out in class annoys other kids in the class, but i dont really care too much because its the only class which i have a teacher who actually talks / understands me. And he rarely gets mad at me for calling out, The latest time, i knew i went way too far out of line. We started quoting the chapelles show episode where they show the "player-haters ball" great episode, i of course took it too far and said this "Funny you should mention my coat, its made of your mothers pubic hair." hehe. Then he started getting pissed, but its not like hes gonna kick me out of class he just wants me to shut-up. And i usually get the hint. The cool kids in my class include me and kyle. peter never talks, courtney pisses me off with her constant asking of questions that were just answered, muhc like the girl/beast in first period. Kyle andi have lots of fun in english, whether it be our immature comments or getting siked up for skating after school. Most of the class is quiet all of the time. A few discuss the topics with us, but its usually just the same 5 people dicussing whichever stupid shakespeare quote were going over. One kids seems like such a little bitch, he does whatever this other girl says, and he seems like he would grow up to marry some exetremly overwieght woman named joline who beats him after he gets back from his job frying burgers at the local diner. He seems like the kind of kid who wouldnt stand up for himself. but, i cant say i hate him. I really do enjoy english though, even though im sometimes unsure about how the rest of the class takes my jokes. Well, this post sucked, get ready for hatefest 2 coming tommorow. French class. till then ill be admiring my new lunchbox.
peace-
nick
English
Fifth period for me is the only sandwiched period of the day, im always looking forward to next period or reminscing about last period throughout the day, except for in english. 1st:looking forward to free, 2nd: free 3rd: gym=awesome 4th:reminscing of gym 5th: science was boring, not looking forward to french. 6th: lunch next 7th:lunch was good 8th: almost over. as oyu can see english is the only class thats between two really dull classes. This sortof makes me want english to go by slower so i dont have to go to french, but also i dont enjoy any class other than gym or free to seem long. English is a good class though, but i often feel like the dunce/village idiot of the class. This is my only class where kyle and i are alone. The other class we share we are with naylor, and lucas and eveyrone else. But in english we only talk to eachother. Most of the time our class is spent whispering juvenile comments to eachother, it seems stupid and it is, thats why its so funny. My english teacher is awesome, he has great tastes in music, hes a new teacher (quick fact, the longer/older a teacher is or has been teaching = how bitchy they are) we share the same taste in comedy , movies , music, and movies. Pretty sweet. the problem is ... its a lot of work. I mean A LOT! we'll just get done handing in a 5 pages short story when he tells us about an essay in 3 days. It will be a huge releif this summer when i no longer need to type 4 pages a week just for english. At least our books are better than last year htough, i mean seriosuly am i the only one who had trouble with the oddesey? there were like 15 different characters, and the worst part was theyre names "Oh look the great physecdioen has returned form the sheperds house!" and then there wasl ike a male and a female and they had the same name except for 3 letters. Whatever i dont even care if anyone sees this Mrs pauputsis is a gold-digging, bitchy, beast. No doubt she was the worst english teacher ive ever had. And not only a bad teacher, also a bad person, she was going to buy a 10,000 dollar capuccino machine built into her new kitchen and shes doesnt even drink them! ok off -topic, my english teacher this year is cool, except if you get like one F it brings you down from an a- to a b. But our books this year are much better than last year, even though we have shakespeare. (ill get back to shakespeare later) our other books were awesome, i mean maus!?!? AWESOME! we got to read a comic book for english. i actually didnt like maus much but the idea of reading something wih pictures in it during english class was awesome. And we got to write alot of essays about Hotel Rwanda, 1st of all movie = sweetness, 2nd. good movie = sweeterness. But now to shakespeare, without a doubt shakespeare was the cause of my c in english last year. Everyone goes around praising him but i seriously cant stand this ass, ok he revolutionized plays, hundreds of years ago, guess what they're not revolutionary anymore, they're just a huge bitch to understand, its like a giant riddle, its seriosuly like reading an essay written by an immigrant form czechoslovakia who failed his high school english course. Its idiotic for us to practially learn a new language to read a book that in terms to todays standards SUCKS. I HATE SHAKESPEARE, his stupid subtle plot hints, those dumbass witches in macbeth, and hello, am i the only one who noticed all his love stories have like the same plot outline? Intentional im sure, but seriosuly this guy is like m. night shamalan, (sp?) he makes a few good movies, but after seeing them you realize they all have the same plot twists, and they become useless/ really boring. Did anybody see the village? it was a great movie but after the plot twist you realize its essentially all his movies over again, let me recap real quick. 6th sense: hes actually dead. Signs: theyre actually vunerable to water. Unbreakable: hes actually a super hero. The village: its actually the 21st century. Sorry if i ruined that for anybody, but trust me once youve seen like two of his movies its just a new story every time with the same plot twists. So i kinda went off on another tangent, the main point is shakespeares plays are exactly like m. night shamalan's movies, once youve seen one youve seen them all. Bakc to the actual class. I often feel like my calling out in class annoys other kids in the class, but i dont really care too much because its the only class which i have a teacher who actually talks / understands me. And he rarely gets mad at me for calling out, The latest time, i knew i went way too far out of line. We started quoting the chapelles show episode where they show the "player-haters ball" great episode, i of course took it too far and said this "Funny you should mention my coat, its made of your mothers pubic hair." hehe. Then he started getting pissed, but its not like hes gonna kick me out of class he just wants me to shut-up. And i usually get the hint. The cool kids in my class include me and kyle. peter never talks, courtney pisses me off with her constant asking of questions that were just answered, muhc like the girl/beast in first period. Kyle andi have lots of fun in english, whether it be our immature comments or getting siked up for skating after school. Most of the class is quiet all of the time. A few discuss the topics with us, but its usually just the same 5 people dicussing whichever stupid shakespeare quote were going over. One kids seems like such a little bitch, he does whatever this other girl says, and he seems like he would grow up to marry some exetremly overwieght woman named joline who beats him after he gets back from his job frying burgers at the local diner. He seems like the kind of kid who wouldnt stand up for himself. but, i cant say i hate him. I really do enjoy english though, even though im sometimes unsure about how the rest of the class takes my jokes. Well, this post sucked, get ready for hatefest 2 coming tommorow. French class. till then ill be admiring my new lunchbox.
peace-
nick
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