i dont really feel like writing about math, i dont think ill ever do it. the only people who would enjoy it are evan and andrew, and we make fun of it enough on our own. id like to move on to more personal affairs.
first of all i dont hate my sister I HATE who shes become.
I remember when my sister was one of my best friends, on all our vacations we would enjoy eachothers company, write songs, make movies, write plays. I'm not sure who to blame for my sister. She is, to me, a mess. Though i dont like using such looked-down-upon words, i have no other in my vocabulary to describe what i htink of her. I can always remember my sister giving back talk to grownups, she was sassy. I guess that makes it my parents fault. Actually i probably have to blame alot of the problems i see in my sister on my mother. My mother has trouble disciplining my sister. She can get away with anything. I cant say it doesnt have its perks, i mean i enjoy not getting grounded after being brought home passed out and covered in vomit at 3 in the morning. But i fear my sister has lost all sense of restriction due to this. She can do whatever she wants to and get away with it.
i fucking hate my sister. without a doubt, if i made a list of people i hate she would hold the first place. Ill go into deati later but firsti would like to lay out the reasons
1. shes a zombie slut
2. shes a slut
3. shes a bitch
4. her friends are just as bad
5. shes my sister
1. I skimmed the topic of zombie sluts in one of my prior posts, to refresh your memories:
zombie slut: pronounciation: (zoh-im-bee su-lua-tes) Greek origin: (zombiues maximus cock suckerus) n.
A teenager usually late middle school early high school student who cannot think for themselves and indulge in the latest hip thing to do. Often can be found in their natural habitat in front of a television with MTV on, also have been known to group around horible movies on friday night, (see "big momma's house 2). Though little is known on the physical side of zombie sluts the few things we know are that their body types range from stick to log. Their brain size actually shrinks as they enter the zombie years when the majority of their brain shuts down in order to be able to follow the idiotic tasks that MTV directs them to do. Though in previous decades they were known to hang out at malls the lack of shopping centres in the immediate area have limited their hang out spots. When they are able to be driven they often can be found spending well over $100 dollars at a time at a single store. For some reason the part of their brain that tells them they will outgrow that 100 pair of jeans in a few months has been shut down.
It is a sad sight to see a pack of zombie sluts, their main attack is usually repeating a verbal attack in a slurred repeat. Though incredibly effective the intellectual ones among us have found a weakness. Here it is: dont talk to them. Though it is extremely hard to avoid your own sister, i have tried my best. I have limited all conversation to the bare neccessities. Though even when she asks me questions i often will ignore her. While this technique can backfire at times it is the best known defense against them at this time.
My sister is known as a conformist. She follows the crowd. Here's where the dim witted get mistaken. The problem is that many zombie sluts are mistaken for creative or individuals because they accomplish feats of "art" or something of the like. WRONG DUMBASSES! My sisters rooms walls are covered in home made collages of magazine pictures/clippings. Here lies the problem. Many will be decieved and view this as creative but its not, its cut and paste. I learned this fucking shit in kindergarden. The worst part is that the magazine clippings are from zombie slut magazines. (seventeen/sixteen/i dont know some thing with teen in it.) Other such things that can be mistaken for individual creativity are: belts (often with bottle caps of sodas the person wearing has never drank or even heard of), shirts (often with old rock bands on them or old soda's anything that can be considered "old school" or "retro" in example heres a recent conversation (one of the few) i had with my sister.
Enter maddie uninvited into my room when i am with will moseley. Maddie is wearing a rolling stones shirt. It has the giveaway signs: it is skin tight, looks shitty, probably cost a lot.
Me: "maddie, do you even liten to the rolling stones"
Maddie: "uhmm(sarcastic uhm), yeah!"
(now for those of you at home here is a perfect example of how to target a zombie slut: ask a simple question, their brains have been programmed to do something but they do not know why, this is their weakness)
Me: "Maddie, name 3 rolling stones albums."
(the beauty of it is that i dont know more than one myself)
Maddie: "Uhmmmm (non-sarcastic uhm)"
(here is where the conversation take 2 paths,
1. maddie implodes due to the obvious compuational error (sadly this was not the case)
2. Maddie counter attacks (this is what happened, and i will tell oyu the correct response to any counter attack)
Maddie: "Well why dont you name a few?"
Me: "Because im not the one wearing the rolling stones shirt"
(maddie now sees the illogicality of her counter attack and switches into full defense mode.)
Maddie: "Well, it was a present from brooke"
sad. i know. but true.
Do not worry because the zombie slut of today has developed a defense mechanism where instead of feeling bad about the previous insult, they subconciously pretend that they dont care what anyone thinks. While ironically this is the exact opposite of their personality as they strive to please everyone.
As mentioned in the definition, zombie sluts are drawn to televisions with crap being displayed on them. My sisters television lineup consists of : Date my mom, room raiders, and whatever else is on MTV. Now heres another common mistake. People often think of MTV as a channel that plays zombie slut material only. THis is a common misconception due to the fact that zombie sluts watch everything on MTV when really there are a few good shows buried under the layers of shit. Push aside TRL with its 30 second clips of videos, mosey on past Sucker- Free Sunday, Wipe off "My own" and you will find 2 decent shows: True life, and Made. The reason these two shows are mistaken for zombie slut material is that zombie lsuts often watch it in order to feel better about themselves, i mean, seriosuly, after watching 3 hours of hot girls on "date my mom" they need to watch a nerd trying to befriend zombie sluts on made, or watch a bunch of overwieght people dream of loss of pounds on "Fat Camp" or "Made". It is a balance for their primitive brain patterns.
2. As mentioned above zombie sluts are lured to glowing boxes like moths to a flame. Thier personalities and brains are molded by these highly sexual shows. Room raiders is a perfect example, one stranger sifts through anothers underwear often with a mistakenly witty remark that usually goes a little something like this "maybe someday ill see you with only these on" as the idiot watching the stranger go through its personal belongings responds to A TELELVSION "maybe you will" or something slutty of that nature. My sister is an obvious product of sexual waste and a malleable personality. Though i am surely way off last time i counted my sister has gone through over 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years. MATH TIME! 12 months in a year. 24 months. 10 boyfriends. thats roughly 1 per month, (i round up considering its probably way higher.) a new boyfriend every month. lets be nice and give one week of rebound. Thats easily one new boyfriend once every 3 weeks. That, my friends, is sad. Few of you, including me have experienced anything close to true love. Anything that proves that my sister has no idea what love is are the past few equations. My sister is a slut. She has given boys hickies, handjobs, and i would not be suprised at all if she gave them blowjobs. And the worst part is that its always the biggest (excuse me for my language) faggots, or douchebags. Example? Alex Meadow, i hope someone sends this to him so he can read about how much of a dicksucker he is. This kid is the cockiest faggot ive ever met. Spend any more than 3 minutes with him and you will have this never ending source of anger driving you to track him down and just curb stomp the mother fucker. One of the biggest douches ive ever met. (two juniors hold that place at the moment). Fuck alex meadow. no, wait, sorry, FUCK MY SISTER that stupid slut was actually stupid enough to give a handjob to the biggest douchebag cock sucking dick head in her grade. FUCK YOU MADDIE, i hate you.
Today i seriously researched and debated disowning my sister. i want to have no part of her life or be known as to have any sort of connection to this bitch.
3. As earlier explained my sister has no regret, hesitation, or punishment for anything she does. So of course whenever i ask for anything she denies me of my simple requests. (example:
Me: maddie can i use the tv for the computer in like 15 minutes.
Maddie: No im watching date my mom.
(this might seem like a logical response to some people but rememeber this: the show is recorded, its 5:30 and shes been watching tv and eating snacks since she got home at 3:15.)
fuck that bitch, the worst part is that my mom always makes me do favors for her: like fix the computer, or lend her my camera. And then when i ask for a favor in return i am denied. I fucking hate my sister, shes scum.
4. Zombie sluts are known to only travel in groups, for this reason my sister often reaches out to other zombie sluts for friendship. (Quick fact: the race of zombie sluts is balanced between male and female) Maddies friends are either douches, or (again please excuse my lagnuage) retards. The few exceptions are (in no particular order) :Megan, Mie, Janak. Congrats if you are one of the elite few. the rest are dumbasses. One thing i found about male zombie sluts are that unlike the females of the species, they have no personality compared to the fake ones of the females.
Peculiar, it seems that the media has programmed Males of the race to be the "boy toys" of the females. Perhaps there is a feministic mastermind behind all this shit.Anyways, the majoity of friends of my sister that i have met seems to follow the same guidlines/symptoms that my sister has been following in the last 2 years.
5. As many of you that have engaged in conversation with me on the subject of my sister. I often refer to her as a disgrace to my family. Which i still find her to be. i hate being connected in any way to such a piece of worthless shit. I hate her, i hate what she has become, i hate everyone she hangs out with, i hate how she acts, i hate how she dresses (im fucking sick of going through the laundry and having to pulls the fucking slutty thongs out of my shirts, wash your disgusting strings alone you shithead of a sibling.) i hate how she talks, i hate how i have to face the turmoil that a blood relative of mine touched alex meadow. I wish i was adopted, no, i wish she was adopted, it might be easier for me to disown her that way. I plan on seeing this through if the terms under which i may legally do so are not too forbidding. If not, Maddie, you can expect to not hear from me anymore, and dont expect any more physical or mental acknowledgement of any sibling on my part. If you plan on returning the insult, i would be grateful. Fuck you maddie, i hope this gets through your brain-washed personality, but i doubt it, your lost to me and any remotely intelligent human being. I hope you have fun in your new life, to give you a little glimpse of the future, when the girl i complained about in my first post refers to you as (exact quote) "hella cool" i dont think you are representing our family name in a respectable manner.
Nick,
Keepin' it real.
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first of all i dont hate my sister I HATE who shes become.
I remember when my sister was one of my best friends, on all our vacations we would enjoy eachothers company, write songs, make movies, write plays. I'm not sure who to blame for my sister. She is, to me, a mess. Though i dont like using such looked-down-upon words, i have no other in my vocabulary to describe what i htink of her. I can always remember my sister giving back talk to grownups, she was sassy. I guess that makes it my parents fault. Actually i probably have to blame alot of the problems i see in my sister on my mother. My mother has trouble disciplining my sister. She can get away with anything. I cant say it doesnt have its perks, i mean i enjoy not getting grounded after being brought home passed out and covered in vomit at 3 in the morning. But i fear my sister has lost all sense of restriction due to this. She can do whatever she wants to and get away with it.
i fucking hate my sister. without a doubt, if i made a list of people i hate she would hold the first place. Ill go into deati later but firsti would like to lay out the reasons
1. shes a zombie slut
2. shes a slut
3. shes a bitch
4. her friends are just as bad
5. shes my sister
1. I skimmed the topic of zombie sluts in one of my prior posts, to refresh your memories:
zombie slut: pronounciation: (zoh-im-bee su-lua-tes) Greek origin: (zombiues maximus cock suckerus) n.
A teenager usually late middle school early high school student who cannot think for themselves and indulge in the latest hip thing to do. Often can be found in their natural habitat in front of a television with MTV on, also have been known to group around horible movies on friday night, (see "big momma's house 2). Though little is known on the physical side of zombie sluts the few things we know are that their body types range from stick to log. Their brain size actually shrinks as they enter the zombie years when the majority of their brain shuts down in order to be able to follow the idiotic tasks that MTV directs them to do. Though in previous decades they were known to hang out at malls the lack of shopping centres in the immediate area have limited their hang out spots. When they are able to be driven they often can be found spending well over $100 dollars at a time at a single store. For some reason the part of their brain that tells them they will outgrow that 100 pair of jeans in a few months has been shut down.
It is a sad sight to see a pack of zombie sluts, their main attack is usually repeating a verbal attack in a slurred repeat. Though incredibly effective the intellectual ones among us have found a weakness. Here it is: dont talk to them. Though it is extremely hard to avoid your own sister, i have tried my best. I have limited all conversation to the bare neccessities. Though even when she asks me questions i often will ignore her. While this technique can backfire at times it is the best known defense against them at this time.
My sister is known as a conformist. She follows the crowd. Here's where the dim witted get mistaken. The problem is that many zombie sluts are mistaken for creative or individuals because they accomplish feats of "art" or something of the like. WRONG DUMBASSES! My sisters rooms walls are covered in home made collages of magazine pictures/clippings. Here lies the problem. Many will be decieved and view this as creative but its not, its cut and paste. I learned this fucking shit in kindergarden. The worst part is that the magazine clippings are from zombie slut magazines. (seventeen/sixteen/i dont know some thing with teen in it.) Other such things that can be mistaken for individual creativity are: belts (often with bottle caps of sodas the person wearing has never drank or even heard of), shirts (often with old rock bands on them or old soda's anything that can be considered "old school" or "retro" in example heres a recent conversation (one of the few) i had with my sister.
Enter maddie uninvited into my room when i am with will moseley. Maddie is wearing a rolling stones shirt. It has the giveaway signs: it is skin tight, looks shitty, probably cost a lot.
Me: "maddie, do you even liten to the rolling stones"
Maddie: "uhmm(sarcastic uhm), yeah!"
(now for those of you at home here is a perfect example of how to target a zombie slut: ask a simple question, their brains have been programmed to do something but they do not know why, this is their weakness)
Me: "Maddie, name 3 rolling stones albums."
(the beauty of it is that i dont know more than one myself)
Maddie: "Uhmmmm (non-sarcastic uhm)"
(here is where the conversation take 2 paths,
1. maddie implodes due to the obvious compuational error (sadly this was not the case)
2. Maddie counter attacks (this is what happened, and i will tell oyu the correct response to any counter attack)
Maddie: "Well why dont you name a few?"
Me: "Because im not the one wearing the rolling stones shirt"
(maddie now sees the illogicality of her counter attack and switches into full defense mode.)
Maddie: "Well, it was a present from brooke"
sad. i know. but true.
Do not worry because the zombie slut of today has developed a defense mechanism where instead of feeling bad about the previous insult, they subconciously pretend that they dont care what anyone thinks. While ironically this is the exact opposite of their personality as they strive to please everyone.
As mentioned in the definition, zombie sluts are drawn to televisions with crap being displayed on them. My sisters television lineup consists of : Date my mom, room raiders, and whatever else is on MTV. Now heres another common mistake. People often think of MTV as a channel that plays zombie slut material only. THis is a common misconception due to the fact that zombie sluts watch everything on MTV when really there are a few good shows buried under the layers of shit. Push aside TRL with its 30 second clips of videos, mosey on past Sucker- Free Sunday, Wipe off "My own" and you will find 2 decent shows: True life, and Made. The reason these two shows are mistaken for zombie slut material is that zombie lsuts often watch it in order to feel better about themselves, i mean, seriosuly, after watching 3 hours of hot girls on "date my mom" they need to watch a nerd trying to befriend zombie sluts on made, or watch a bunch of overwieght people dream of loss of pounds on "Fat Camp" or "Made". It is a balance for their primitive brain patterns.
2. As mentioned above zombie sluts are lured to glowing boxes like moths to a flame. Thier personalities and brains are molded by these highly sexual shows. Room raiders is a perfect example, one stranger sifts through anothers underwear often with a mistakenly witty remark that usually goes a little something like this "maybe someday ill see you with only these on" as the idiot watching the stranger go through its personal belongings responds to A TELELVSION "maybe you will" or something slutty of that nature. My sister is an obvious product of sexual waste and a malleable personality. Though i am surely way off last time i counted my sister has gone through over 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years. MATH TIME! 12 months in a year. 24 months. 10 boyfriends. thats roughly 1 per month, (i round up considering its probably way higher.) a new boyfriend every month. lets be nice and give one week of rebound. Thats easily one new boyfriend once every 3 weeks. That, my friends, is sad. Few of you, including me have experienced anything close to true love. Anything that proves that my sister has no idea what love is are the past few equations. My sister is a slut. She has given boys hickies, handjobs, and i would not be suprised at all if she gave them blowjobs. And the worst part is that its always the biggest (excuse me for my language) faggots, or douchebags. Example? Alex Meadow, i hope someone sends this to him so he can read about how much of a dicksucker he is. This kid is the cockiest faggot ive ever met. Spend any more than 3 minutes with him and you will have this never ending source of anger driving you to track him down and just curb stomp the mother fucker. One of the biggest douches ive ever met. (two juniors hold that place at the moment). Fuck alex meadow. no, wait, sorry, FUCK MY SISTER that stupid slut was actually stupid enough to give a handjob to the biggest douchebag cock sucking dick head in her grade. FUCK YOU MADDIE, i hate you.
Today i seriously researched and debated disowning my sister. i want to have no part of her life or be known as to have any sort of connection to this bitch.
3. As earlier explained my sister has no regret, hesitation, or punishment for anything she does. So of course whenever i ask for anything she denies me of my simple requests. (example:
Me: maddie can i use the tv for the computer in like 15 minutes.
Maddie: No im watching date my mom.
(this might seem like a logical response to some people but rememeber this: the show is recorded, its 5:30 and shes been watching tv and eating snacks since she got home at 3:15.)
fuck that bitch, the worst part is that my mom always makes me do favors for her: like fix the computer, or lend her my camera. And then when i ask for a favor in return i am denied. I fucking hate my sister, shes scum.
4. Zombie sluts are known to only travel in groups, for this reason my sister often reaches out to other zombie sluts for friendship. (Quick fact: the race of zombie sluts is balanced between male and female) Maddies friends are either douches, or (again please excuse my lagnuage) retards. The few exceptions are (in no particular order) :Megan, Mie, Janak. Congrats if you are one of the elite few. the rest are dumbasses. One thing i found about male zombie sluts are that unlike the females of the species, they have no personality compared to the fake ones of the females.
Peculiar, it seems that the media has programmed Males of the race to be the "boy toys" of the females. Perhaps there is a feministic mastermind behind all this shit.Anyways, the majoity of friends of my sister that i have met seems to follow the same guidlines/symptoms that my sister has been following in the last 2 years.
5. As many of you that have engaged in conversation with me on the subject of my sister. I often refer to her as a disgrace to my family. Which i still find her to be. i hate being connected in any way to such a piece of worthless shit. I hate her, i hate what she has become, i hate everyone she hangs out with, i hate how she acts, i hate how she dresses (im fucking sick of going through the laundry and having to pulls the fucking slutty thongs out of my shirts, wash your disgusting strings alone you shithead of a sibling.) i hate how she talks, i hate how i have to face the turmoil that a blood relative of mine touched alex meadow. I wish i was adopted, no, i wish she was adopted, it might be easier for me to disown her that way. I plan on seeing this through if the terms under which i may legally do so are not too forbidding. If not, Maddie, you can expect to not hear from me anymore, and dont expect any more physical or mental acknowledgement of any sibling on my part. If you plan on returning the insult, i would be grateful. Fuck you maddie, i hope this gets through your brain-washed personality, but i doubt it, your lost to me and any remotely intelligent human being. I hope you have fun in your new life, to give you a little glimpse of the future, when the girl i complained about in my first post refers to you as (exact quote) "hella cool" i dont think you are representing our family name in a respectable manner.
Nick,
Keepin' it real.
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4 comments:
oh man i know what your growing throughm but atleast one is better than two...dont worry they eventually out grow it...eventually...the problem is just waiting....
...and waiting...
...and waiting...
well you get the idea
Wow. That was one of the most creative insults I have ever read. *laughs* I've seen those belts around school and always wondered who actually drank the sodas, I mean they usually don't even have bottles like that anymore. *shrugs* My own brother is what I like to call a parrot. He stands around, eats, sleeps, and says sarcastic things that have no real meaning. And eats my food. So yeah, siblings are pretty much just plain a pain in the ass.
Wow. This post makes me so happy that by the time my sister reaches highschool, I'll be in college. I seriously don't think that I could suffer through that.
Maybe the stoners deserve a post?
i dont mind stoners either, only the fake party boys, ill do that sometime soon.